February 2011
January 2011
oh no chick-fil-a! →
there are so many of those people
who chat you up to tell you whats going on in their life. and thats all u are. a person they can talk to about themselves.
ugh
get new people to talk to.
“i want to put all those people in a room and have them talk to each other”- mikaela burton
so wise at such a young age
who do you think you are →
Are you super addicted to Tumblr?
great.
i sit down at a table next to a table with two girls sitting at it and everything i’m doing sparks a conversation topic between them.
they see i’m on Tumblr and start talking about one of their bitchy friends who has tumblr.
they talk about their mutual hate for carbs as i grab a bite of my pizza.
nobody cares dumb girls. be more interesting and find some topics of your own to...
AWKBERG!
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
Trying to be sexy while laughing
beyoncespam:
Expectation:
Reality:
i guess asleep me was not amused that i made her...
because this morning i woke up and found it not in my mouth but on my computer keyboard…
REALLY ASLEEP ME!? REALLY?!?!?!
put my old retainer in
its giving me a headache and i feel like my teeth are about to fall out
if i could afford to put this on repeat, i would →
but i dont have $1.29 so i’ll just have to keep pressing the play button.
thanks youtube for not having a repeat button!!
one of the better episodes of snl
but im probably biased because i want jesse eisenberg to be my husband.
but… u know. wahtever
monologue was good. mark zuckerberg really is the most awkward man on earth.
three mark zuckerbergs on one stage. this shit is...
That awkward moment when you still cannot...
While walking with your friends...
cadywady:
blowkissesnotcoke-:
Cool boys and their friends
Cool girls and their friends
You and your friends
sad story :(
Reblogging for accuracy.
i just ordered chinese food
to be delivered
is that sad that im excited……..
